Arsequick 

diarrhea

"Don't use the third stall, somebody had major arsequick in that one."

Arsequick by witch_hammer October 28, 2008

arsequake 

A slang word for diarrhea

Did you like the seafood last night?
Oh man, gave me such an arsequake, I totally nuked the toilet!

arsequake by themandrakehat June 6, 2013

Arseflicker

One who inadvertently sits on the television remote control and thereby changes the channel.

As in: I was happily watching Debbie Does Dallas when at the vinegar strokes my fat rump eased over on to the remote and arseflicked the channel to Loose Women. I felt like such an arseflicker.

Arseflicker by Bazzy44 July 1, 2016

arsebuckle 

A mildly affectionate term for a person who has the tendency to be a total blundering oaf (mostly unwittingly possibly, but not completely devoid of wit and charm - making it somewhat perplexing for the onlooker).

"That is the most stunning lack of awareness I have ever come across! Or does he mean to be such a shit? *What* an arsebuckle!

arsebuckle by Cornelia Lovedream Gilhooly July 10, 2011

arselicker 

noun, an anilingus performer

Such a performer is rare even in pornographic productions.
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noun, a sycophant

He's a fucking arselicker.
Stop being such an arselicker, jerk!

arselicker by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

Arselickery 

The art of brown nosing/licking arse normally to improve ones career

“Jenkins from finance is such a so-en-so”

“your right he is very proficient in the art of arselickery”

Arselickery by Alexander Ward April 30, 2008

Arsefuck

To fuck someone up the ass. (British spelling)

He arsefucked that hot lassie.

Arsefuck by Shithead April 7, 2003