A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.
Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.
by cybertenchi May 27, 2009
when picking a rather hard mince medallion in doesnt come out without bringing 8 curly hairs with it.
by Shearer June 16, 2003
arse hairs that clump together - when pulled out - look like little spiders.
as she bent over i could see a nice collection of arse spiders in her crack
by rhinodiver November 30, 2004