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3.
Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.
Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
 
1.
Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual

Arse (meaning bottom, bum, rectum, anus)
Bandit (as in thief, Highway man, mugger)
You fucking Arse Bandit! Shit off!
by homo-humper October 01, 2004
 
2.
Derogatory term for a male homosexual.
Quentin is an arse bandit.
by Zorro August 14, 2003
 
4.
Homosexual male. See also arse. And Bum Bandit
by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003
 
5.
(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey
He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
 
6.
A gentleman who rides on the Marmite motorway. A pillow biter. Either a Quarter Back or a Wide Reciever. A botter.
Look at that gentleman he seems to be commiting an act of gross indecency on that other young chap. Yes, he is an arse bandit.
by Gary December 26, 2003
 
7.
Someone who is Homoerotic, or takes it up the exit hole.
Oliver you are such an arsebandit, go away you prick.
by RB November 28, 2003