when picking a rather hard mince medallion in doesnt come out without bringing 8 curly hairs with it.
by Shearer June 16, 2003
A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.
Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.
by cybertenchi May 27, 2009