Top Definition
The brown mud like substance that exudes from your frek. This most beautiful excrement is both delicious and highly fragrant. It is best served warm on bread as an entree when having friends over for a social gathering.
Because I bought thin cheap toilet paper, my fingers busted through and i got arse greaseall over my hand
by Crozo September 13, 2007

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