A man that has a massive asshole becasue he enjoys being pounded by ugly women using dildos. They are often Portugese. They also may be attracted to monkeys and young children. They have a lot of sexual fustration which causes massive amounts of masterbation and hemorrhaging from the penis.

The love of my life.
The reason why I wake up in the morning.
The guy I want to spend the rest of my life with.
I love you....