A disease commonly found in the male portion of the human species, characterized by attempts to be a gentleman that result instead in arrogance, often found to be intolerable by the females of the species.
Actions performed under this disease are referred to as arrogence. Not to be confused with the more commonly seen word, arrogance.
her: "The pomposity of some of my clients baffles me beyond all belief!"
her: "that too, the list can go on and on"
her: "here's another...arrogence" ...
her: "I'm so irritated I can't even spell arrogance"
him: "its not that you can't spell arrogance, they must simply be suffering from arrogencia."