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1.
A conceited bitch with a stick up their ass who brags about giving blowjobs and does nothing but talk about how great they are and are usually two-faced.
Guy 1: "Dude that chick was a total Armitani."

Guy 2: "I know right."
by Hitman 2-5 July 20, 2011