|1.||Arkansas Gun Cleaner|
you know when youre pokin a girl in the dirt box and when you pull out its all covered in doo? well heres the solution. right before you pull out you give that bitch an uppercut to the gut and while shes outta breath that ole butt hole will pucker up and you pull out when that things tight and your love guns clean as a whistle.
"Hey man just the other day i was pourin it to my cunt in the back door and had to go and meet the parents right after so i just gave her and myself the Arkansas Gun Cleaner real quick."