Top Definition
-noun (ahr-kuhn-saw Kem-ist)
A specialist in the use of seminal fluid from humans or livestock to produce various personal health care or beauty products.
Why does Jennifer's skin look like that? "It's probably because she's an Arkansas Chemist."

Jason, how do you keep your hair in that little mohawk? "My uncle showed me how to mix this stuff in my hair; he was a chemist, an Arkansas Chemist, but he's in prison now."
#chemistry #seminal fluid #hair care #arkansaw #arkansas
by TeamExclaim September 29, 2010
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