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By far one of the worst states in the U.S.A. Its very hot about 5 months out of the year (100F +). No cold water in the faucet during those months - the cold water simply turns hot. So the plus side is that you have free hot water during the summer.
The bad: No cultural diversity except for mexicans White trash and west coast trash everywhere Hot It is the 49th dumbest state in the country according to the goverment spending per student and drop out rate Overabundance of crystal meth There is nothing to do in Arizona except for hiking and desert watching The worst drivers on the planet People with confederate flags in their yards No variety of international foods except for burritos and salsa No cultural places like on east coast Did I mention white trash??.. YES For the exception of Scottsdale which is full of rich white folks you really dont want to live anywhere else in Arizona since you'll be surrounded by illegal mexicans or legal white trash (don't know which ones are worse). I'm not saying snobby rich white republicans are better but hey at least they're cleaner than the other two. Really is the dumbest, most inbred state in the country People have some kind of defect since birth here which makes them some what retarded with IQ of a bird.. sorry that would be an insult for a bird.. lets say a dead moth (sorry moth, i had to use something) They all voted for Bush and McCain The Good about Arizona: Guns are legal so you can fend off white trash North AZ is nice and much cooler than South AZ Despite all the inbreeding done in this sate the women (predominantly in Scottsdale) are hot and slutty enough to take home after a few drinks. They're mostly out of town though. ASU is the University in Tempe, AZ which is one of better schools in the Country (don't know why they'd have it in the dumbest state though). ... Thats pretty much it. Guy1: Hey where are you from?
White Trash: Dang ol' dang, whoo heee darn it!! I'm from A-ARIZONA! |
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Arizona - It's the devil's playground
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The devil wanted a place on earth, sort of a summer home, a place to spend his vacation, whenever he wanted to roam. So he picked out Arizona, a place both wretched and rough, where the climate was to his liking, and the cowboys hardened and tough. He dried up the lakes in the valley, then burned and scorched it all, He dried up the streams in the canyons, and ordered no rain to fall. Then over this barren desert, he transplanted shrubs from Hell, the cactus thistle and prickly pear, the climate suited them well. Now the home was much to his liking, but animal life he had none, so he created crawling creatures, that all mankind would shun. First he made the rattlesnake, with its forked poisonous tongue, taught it to strike and rattle, and how to shallow its young. Then he made scorpions and lizards, and the ugly old horned toad, he placed spiders of every description, under the rocks by the side of the road. Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, hotter and hotter still, until even the cactus wilted, and the old horned toads looked ill. Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom, as any creator would, he chuckled a little, rolled up his sleeves, and admitted it was good. T'was summer now and Satan, lay by a prickly pear to rest, the sweat rolled off his sweaty brow, so he took off his coat and vest. "By golly", he finally panted, "I did my job to well, I'm going back ... |
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You know you live in Arizona when:
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You buy salsa by the gallon. All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April. You think someone driving while wearing oven mitts is clever. Most of the restaurants in your town have the first name "El" or "Los." You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard. You notice your car overheating before you drive it. Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof. You can say Hohokam(?Hohokam (HO-ho-ko'm) and people don't think you're laughing funny. You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water. You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River. You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink. You can say 120 degrees without fainting. Every other vehicle is a 4x4. You can be in the snow, and then drive for an hour and it will be more than 100 degrees. Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer. You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves. People break out coats when the temperature drops below 70. You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car. The pool can be warmer than you are. You can make sun tea instantly. People will drive over 100 miles just to see snow. You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace. Most people will not drink tap water unless they are under dire conditions. People with black cars or... |
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The only state where you can see asphalt in its liquid phase. "Dude why'd you just jump back like that?"
"Sorry, I tried opening the car door. Gotta love Arizona." |
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Word used to signify defiance. This is seen in the sudden popularity of products with the word 'Arizona' on them. Having nothing to do with immigration necessarily, just opposition to federal government interference. This is used synonymously with 'resistance' and 'states rights'. To be seen with Arizona means you stand with anyone who believes the federal government has become too powerful. First man to another man wearing 'Arizona' T-shirt.
What do you think of president Obama and Congress? 2nd man - "I like Arizona" "Nuff said" First man nods. |
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The Grand Canyon State. Arizona lies in the southwest region of the U.S., in the middle of the Sonoran Desert. As a result, Arizona is known for its oppressive summer heat, dryness and strong sunshine. Arizona is also home to the Grand Canyon and the most golf courses and resorts of pretty much anywhere else. Phoenix is the capital and largest city, and 5th largest city in the US. About 6-million-plus people live in this already overpopulated state--most of whom need to move back where they came from--as the influx has hurt the quality of life. Arizona is known for the the desert, cactus, heat, sunshine, golf, resorts and migrant labor.
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A strain of hydroponic marijuana. Sometimes confused with kush because of the red veins in it. Much cheaper than most strains of equal potency, so it is often chopped and mixed with ditch weed, to give the crappy weed the appearance of actual smokable stuff. Ironically, Arizona is more popular in California than Arizona. Abbreviation: AZ. Ay roll dat AZ up bruh, I'm outta kush.
My bad mann, Im outta Arizona. All I got is chronic. |
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The best state in the country to live in if you want to avoid natural disasters and horrible weather. There are parts of the state where it doesn't go above 100 in the summer and it doesn't go below 20 in the winter. The only bad weather you have to worry about is a bad thunderstorm with strong wind. There are no earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes etc... California has earthquakes. The midwest has floods and massive tornados. The southeastern states have hurricanes. The midwest, northwest, and northeastern states are below freezing all winter long. Many have summers with 75-90% muggy and oppressive humidity. Arizona has great weather all year round and is not prone to any type of natural disaster.
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