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When you fart and smell it, then suddenly wish you had done it on Aristotle Franklin. Preferably his head.
"Steve, why are you so down? You are never this mello on Apple Martini Wednesdays." Asked Ron

"Because Steve, I just Aristotle Franklined" Replied Steve

"Well should I text Dan? I know how depressing Aristotle Von Mises Franklining can be" Offered Ron
by ThePooTruth October 18, 2011

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