Arrogant Indian man who thinks he is the most jacked mother fucker in the world. Doesn't work out but drinks his weight in protein shakes, resulting in his titties growing. An Ariff is usually found with a broken right arm, forcing him to masturbate with his left hand. An Ariff also normally lacks sports intelligence: he does not know what a first down in football is.
Wow, that asshole over there is such an Ariff!
by John Canlas September 27, 2012
Being noisy and annoying, kind of like a rock guitar riff
Now you are just pulling an ariff
by Qwertyhero September 12, 2015