An argyle sweater is a knitted article of clothing with a diamond shape pattern. It is typically seen or worn by shallow douche bags that attempt to look wealthier and more important than they really are.
Robbie: Man, I'm thinking of buying an Argyle Sweater.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?

Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.
by blah, blah, blah. July 19, 2012

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