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1.
This words is a definition created or used by some ignorant pirate/s to pseud-define the citizens of a South-American country they would just love to invade(for the third time)
A.Something disgusting happened to me last night!
B.What was it?
A.I was wanking with a portrait of our loving Queen mother when I saw an Argie-Monkey on TV talking about himself!
B.God save us all!, We should've sold those bastards as slaves too...
by Hand of God December 23, 2005
 
2.
This offensive word is a definition created or used by some ignorant pirate/s to pseud-define the citizens of a South-American country they would just love to invade(for the third time)
A.Something disgusting happened to me last night!
B.What was it?
A.I was wanking with a portrait of our loving Queen mother when I saw an Argie-Monkey on TV talking about himself!
B.God save us all!, We should've sold those bastards as slaves too...
by Hand of God December 24, 2005
 
3.
A typical inhabitant of Argentina that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short-term opportunism in finances and romance 2) egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem 3) physically typified by long, dark hair and at last 2 items of clothing that you have not seen since 1986 4) often times described as an Italian that speaks Spanish, that thinks he/she is French but really wants to be English.
The Argie-Monkey decided to go to the psychologist at his wife´s recomendation after that trauma of Diego Maradona´s 2nd heart attack though really, he spent his time and money having sex with prostitutes.
by Randag January 15, 2005