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Madness cause when one has to urinate outside in the cold and is wearing 4 inches of clothing and only has 3 inches of penis to work with due to the sub-zero temperatures.

Common among males in the Arctic.
"I have to urinate so bad it hurts! But I can't find my willy in all these clothes." - Justin

"Calm down, your getting arctic madness."
- Dave
by Monological January 21, 2009

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