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The character, played by Peter North, that seduces Faraqueer in JRR Tolkein's newest novel, Bored of the Rings: iTz Dildo time
And then Araporn, King of Gondwhore, with such a commanding and seductive presence, beckoned Eoqueer of Blowhan from the far reaches of Helm's Deepthroat
by Faraqueer March 24, 2009

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