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Simply the most useless superhero ever. He talks to fish and attempted to put out a fire burning on water, and managed to flood new york. Aquaman, Aquaman
Look over there, its Aquaman Swims real fast Talks to Fish cook him up Tasty Dish Oh yeah, its the Aquaman |
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A comic superhero with the powers to swim, breath under water, and talk to fish. He helps save drowning women and fights ocean pollution. He will never be made into movie, be noticed, or get readership. "Quick Aquaman, the city's in trouble, go swim to Batman's beach house and get him to help!"
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Probably the most useless superhero for the Superfriends. He uses his powers to talk to fish.
Adult Swim, however, helped his career by, long ago, having him stand in front of a group of people and shake his booty. He was also interviewed on Cartoon Network and he explained his ability to communicate with sealife. "*voice of the announcer-slash-narrator of the Justice Friends* using his telepathic powers Aquaman summons a can of sardines; buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh (that's the sound of his telepathic waves)..."
-Frank Caliento (spelling?), from a skit in Bob & Tom, ripping on Aquaman |
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The same as the "Motorboat" except downtown. When a guy goes down on a woman for sexual pleasure. A.k.a The "Downtown Motorboat", "Scuba Kitty", and "Southern Motorboat". Lastnight I did the "Aquaman" on my woman.
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A DC comics superhero with the amazing ability to breath underwater and talk...to...fish... Aquaman:I'm sorry wonderwoman, my ability to talk to fish is of no use to us now.
Wonderwoman:No shit, fish-boy! |
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a big fucking loser Don Downing is a real Aquaman.
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To screw up royally. Synonymous to Epic Failure. To be as useless as the "super"hero Aquaman. .... AQUAMANNNNNNN!!!!
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