Raphael: "Back off Leo, I called dibs on her!"
Leonardo: "Yeah right Raphael, like she would ever want to sleep with you."
Raphael: "Yeah? Well sleep on this!" *whips out his sai and the two turtles fight*
Splinter: "Leonardo! Raphael! Stop this nonsense. You must learn to channel your anger. Now meditate with me."
Leo and Raph: "Yes, Master Splinter."
"I got the best blowjob I've ever had. That girl was a real April."
- Beauty and brains
- Perfectly contagious personality
- Sense of humor
- Superb fashion sense
- Musical talent, especially the violin
- Loyal, loving, kind
- Parents LOVE her
- Sophistication: she is wise beyond her years
- Food. she never stops eating
- She can (and if she does not like you, will) take your man. No, he will actually pursue her.
Basically, she is the epitome of a delightfully perfect lady. Loved by most, hated by a few who envy her.
Mom 2: I hope my son marries an April
April: Hey but look at her face she is gorgeous in my opinion.