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-noun
1. apples stewed to a soft pulp and sometimes sweetened or spiced with cinnamon.

2. Slang. nonsense; bunk. Nonsensical talk or writing

Origin: 1730-40; apple + sauce
This is some fucked up shit - I mean, applesauce.

APPLESAUCE. Applesauce I tell you!
by Apple Applesause Sause March 12, 2008
 
1.
1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".

2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!

2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.
by cupajoe April 06, 2010
 
2.
A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.
by RNPS June 12, 2007
 
3.
a 1920's slang word meaning nonsense
Stop talking that applesauce!
by Ellie December 06, 2004
 
4.
1. The sauce made from apples and is mixed in with cinnamon.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.
"Applesauce, applesauce, applesauce, applesauce... Unsweetened applesauce..."

"All that was in there was applesauce."

"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.
by Katie Marie Bell October 15, 2011
 
5.
Expletive, meaning nonsense, buncombe, or bunk. Exclamation of disbelief.
Henry claims that his flivver will break sixty. APPLE SAUCE!
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
 
6.
The substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer.
"Yes I'd like extra Apple Sauce with my sandwich. I'll be sitting over there playing Farmville on my MacBook."
by Drake1701 February 11, 2010
 
7.
when you take a large shit out of your tight asshole and you forgot you have a little shit left inside hours later
Wow, man I got so much applesauce inside my ass, i should have wiped better!
by hard cack October 26, 2011