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1.
A preserved apple which has lost the majority of its water content and thus appears wrinkled and shriveled. It was a term invented by Shakespeare, not Seth MacFuckingFarlane.
“I am withered like an old apple-john.” Shakespeare: 1 Henry IV. iii. 3.
by Gliese September 12, 2010
 
2.
It's a fucking d-bag.
That silly apple john.
by griz April 20, 2004