Teen2: I heard of that place, everyone's real dope and laid back. Like no one cares if you like a lil cush.
Teen1: You know it's like that if I live there! XD
But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
Apple valley kid 2: There is nothing to do we live in apple valley.
Kid 2: "Im from Adelanto."
Kid 3: "Im from Apple Valley retards."
Kid 1 & 2: "thats so cool can I say you are my friend?"