dude 2: What happened?
dude 1: They said they would check the warranty, and run some diagnostics on it.
dude 2 : What then?
dude 1: They said some internal shit was bad and the warranty was up, so they would give me like 25 bucks off a new one.
dude 2 : So did you get a new one?
dude 1 : Well being over a barrel and all I had no choice, so these fuckers then probably turned around and fixed my old one for like 5 bucks and will sell it as refurbished.
dude 2 : That sucks , to get fucked by appleheads.
Girl 2-Lets go to the Apple Store! It's the ghetto thing to do!
Boy 1-Yo dis is gonna look HOT on my myspace fo' real!