Acts of the Apostles 

it tells us about the worldwide mission of the Christian church

hopefully you dont keep annoying repeated worship songs

Teaching was done among believers in the Acts of the Apostles

Acts of the Apostles by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Female apostles 

Though religion is bullshit, people have heard about a black Jesus or black apostles, but not about female apostles. You also don't hear about Joan of Arc having any apostles.

None of the apostles were female apostles. You would think there would be at leaat one secret one somewhere.

Female apostles by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

The Apostle of Payback 

The Apostle of Payback — the sobriquet of Vladimir Putin given by Bill Burns, CIA boss.

When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”

Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.

The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.

Revenge is a dish best served.

Period.

And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.

Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.

But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”

Game. Set. Match. Putin.

For now.

Vladimir Putin is the The Apostle of Payback; he may forgive; but, he never forgets. The man is like a Black Parent!!!!!

The Apostle of Payback by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Apostle

A member of the 12 Apostles.

B - Bartholomew
A - Andrew
P - Peter, Phillip
T - Thomas, Thaddeus
J - James the great, James the less, John, Judas
S - Simon
M - Matthew, Matthias(who later replaced Judas)

John was the only Apostle who didn't die as a martyr.

Apostle by xoxolilylovesyouxoxo May 20, 2007

Apostle Force Ones 

Any type of sandals worn by males between 18 and 30 which are usually accompanied by a seashell necklace and or a billabong shirt and excessive use of the word "dude"

Look at Skyler over there in his apostle force ones and his seeshell necklace, lets go make fun of him cause hes a loser.

Apostle Force Ones by Mikey Ballz July 22, 2007

Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school

A Private school located in Sandy springs Ga, with children from K-8, and is twice recognized from the blue ribbon award and is one of the top BEST private schools in Ga

Linda: HEY do you know any good private school nearby

Karen:Yeah totally go to Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school their the BEST

Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school by CATSINDESGUISE78 January 4, 2020

Apostle

The bestest, most wonderful, leetest gamer and teacher there is!!!

Wow, that Apostle r0xers. He kills me every round

Apostle by Jarod July 26, 2004