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The impending doom-scenario which will enact itself as the Swine Flu spreads across the world.
"Been coughing my fucking lungs out man, I think the Aporkalypse is near"
by STRANGEAZBREH April 27, 2009
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News: The death toll has risen by over 500 today, leading to some to refer to this pandemic as the 'aporkalypse'.
by BloodyDrongo April 29, 2009
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Where there is a shortage of bacon worldwide. (Not to be confused with the swine flu pandemic.)
Friend: Dude did you hear??? There is a bacon shortage in the world..
Me: NO!!! IT'S THE APORKALYPSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!
by lawtonokieguy September 25, 2012
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the day an army of swines will rise and attack the earth or swines drop from the sky like atomic bombs.
Aporkalypse is currently not available.
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