The apology you spit and sputter out in a drunken stupor for all the stupid things you did in a drunken stupor.
I really ... I really ... Lemme start again ... Is that my drink or yours ...ah, wa'ever ... Now, likeIwuzsayin ... I r-e-a-l-l-y ... Wanna apolojaculate for drawing penishes all over yer gramma. I know a wake'sshupposhed to be a soblum, a sawmun, a really soluminate thing. Luv ya man.