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A branch of Christian theology devoted to the study and defense of the holy origins of scripture, as well as the divinely ordained authority of the Church alone to interpret it. To fail apologetics is a sign of intelligence. My "F" in freshman Apologetics eventually led me to drop out of semenary and enroll in an Ivy league University.
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The attempt to rationalize every single thing the Bible says, no matter how genocidal, homicidal, sexist, racist, or totally fucking ridiculous those things might be. My apologetics class taught me all about how Moses's slaughter of the Amalekites was justified. I'm ready to teach Sunday School classes now.
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Groups of bigoted religious zealots whose primary goal is to label the religions of others as, cults.
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