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1.a fucked up child who loves all black boys
including their "daddies"
thats right she is a sick horny bastard... but not really
she loves them... she just won't touch em'
she jumps into your life (greek style)
always talking about food and blow jobs
"OMG" is her signature word
with losers trying to copy her mad ass woggy accent that can't be copied for shitt so stop trying bitches
she flaunts her lovable unique sense of style and personality and this can be seen by the way she reads the bible
she has a talent for being late... as if she gives a fuck
everyone loves her especially me
thats write
i'd rape her ;)
she hates a good g string
and can only wear them on top of jeans
thats right...
i got footage
and she has a thing for suicial books...
there's one in each room of her house
she now has a 16 dolla fine for the library
WTF...
"lol" is sed atleast 100 times a day
and her random quotes are now being sed by the whole fukin school

2. another word for titmuncher or itchy hairy sweaty ballsack

aphrodite: "she looks like a rape victim... wtf.... go cut yourself or die in a whole"... "slut"
omg is that girl munching a tit... oh it's just aphrodite
by jewbangerpoo April 28, 2009
 
1.
Aphrodite (Venus) rose full grown from the foam of the sea.
Aphrodite is the wife of Hephaestus (Vulcan) and the goddess of love.
by World_Religions August 04, 2010
 
2.
1. Greek Goddess of Love, Beauty, Grace, Sex, Attraction, Sexual rapture, Desire, Seduction, Pleasure & Happiness. 2. A woman of superior charms or excellence. 3. A woman whose great charm or beauty arouses great adoration. 4. A woman of extraordinary beauty, grace, appeal. 5. A greatly admired or adored woman. 6. A woman of extraordinary lure. 7. A woman whose beauty, charm, wile, inspires great affinity.
Jenna Jamerson is the embodiment of Aphrodite, for many men today.
by Robbie Amorous July 24, 2005
 
3.
Perfect woman, in all essence.
All men should aspire to find their Aphrodite.
by SamS2004 July 23, 2009
 
4.
greek goddess of love, sex, & other cool stuff
Every woman has a piece of Aphrodite
Copulate to create a state of sexual light
Kissin' her virginity, my affinity
I mingle with the gods,
I mingle with divinity

-Blood Sugar Sex Magik, RHCP
by chargedallure July 12, 2008
 
5.
A fantastic person! Kind, generous, friendly, gorgeous, sexy, intelligent... and that's her bad qualities! :-D She is the most beautiful person in the world. She is very funny, sometimes strange but it's sweet.A girl who makes life worthwile who its so easy to fall in love with you wonder why not everyone does, a girl whose so beautiful you can't take your eyes of her with out missing her and thinking about her every second of everyday. A goddess who makes it seem like there isn't a need for anyone else. A girl who makes you feel like everything is gonna be alright.The most amazing girl ever to live. One that is constantly on your mind now matter how hard you try not to think of her. One for whom it is worth enduring the pain of being so far away for so long just for one glimps of her.Incredibly wacky, kind, sarcastic, and fun to be with.
Aphrodite is my best friend, Kristin. You're stuck with that bitch Amber. HAHAHA! I BET YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD A BEST FRIEND LIKE APHRODITE NOW!
by Gretchen May 27, 2004
 
6.
the hottest god of all,kia.
"Have you seen kia, she's a mega Aphrodite?"
by og donnellan March 27, 2008
 
7.
In ancient times she was the goddess of love, but now in modern times she's more like the goddess of sex. She is known for giving the best sex EVER!!! (I should know since I have had sex with her) her Breasts are as sexy as you want them to be. She is blond with pink highlights. Caucasian. Greenish gray eyes. Thin but not too thin. Wide hips, long legs, pink painted toenails and fingernails. Wears a flowing pink dress made of see-through silk.

She never wears any
underwear and has the worlds perkiest boobs.
Aphrodite is a Greek goddess.
by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011