1.a fucked up child who loves all black boys
including their "daddies"
thats right she is a sick horny bastard... but not really
she loves them... she just won't touch em'
she jumps into your life (greek style)
always talking about food and blow jobs
"OMG" is her signature word
with losers trying to copy her mad ass woggy accent that can't be copied for shitt so stop trying bitches
she flaunts her lovable unique sense of style and personality and this can be seen by the way she reads the bible
she has a talent for being late... as if she gives a fuck
everyone loves her especially me
thats write
i'd rape her ;)
she hates a good g string
and can only wear them on top of jeans
thats right...
i got footage
and she has a thing for suicial books...
there's one in each room of her house
she now has a 16 dolla fine for the library
"lol" is sed atleast 100 times a day
and her random quotes are now being sed by the whole fukin school

2. another word for titmuncher or itchy hairy sweaty ballsack

aphrodite: "she looks like a rape victim... wtf.... go cut yourself or die in a whole"... "slut"
omg is that girl munching a tit... oh it's just aphrodite
by jewbangerpoo April 28, 2009
Top Definition
Aphrodite (Venus) rose full grown from the foam of the sea.
Aphrodite is the wife of Hephaestus (Vulcan) and the goddess of love.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 04, 2010
1. Greek Goddess of Love, Beauty, Grace, Sex, Attraction, Sexual rapture, Desire, Seduction, Pleasure & Happiness. 2. A woman of superior charms or excellence. 3. A woman whose great charm or beauty arouses great adoration. 4. A woman of extraordinary beauty, grace, appeal. 5. A greatly admired or adored woman. 6. A woman of extraordinary lure. 7. A woman whose beauty, charm, wile, inspires great affinity.
Jenna Jamerson is the embodiment of Aphrodite, for many men today.
by Robbie Amorous July 24, 2005
Perfect woman, in all essence.
All men should aspire to find their Aphrodite.
by SamS2004 July 23, 2009
greek goddess of love, sex, & other cool stuff
Every woman has a piece of Aphrodite
Copulate to create a state of sexual light
Kissin' her virginity, my affinity
I mingle with the gods,
I mingle with divinity

-Blood Sugar Sex Magik, RHCP
by chargedallure July 12, 2008
A fantastic person! Kind, generous, friendly, gorgeous, sexy, intelligent... and that's her bad qualities! :-D She is the most beautiful person in the world. She is very funny, sometimes strange but it's sweet.A girl who makes life worthwile who its so easy to fall in love with you wonder why not everyone does, a girl whose so beautiful you can't take your eyes of her with out missing her and thinking about her every second of everyday. A goddess who makes it seem like there isn't a need for anyone else. A girl who makes you feel like everything is gonna be alright.The most amazing girl ever to live. One that is constantly on your mind now matter how hard you try not to think of her. One for whom it is worth enduring the pain of being so far away for so long just for one glimps of her.Incredibly wacky, kind, sarcastic, and fun to be with.
Aphrodite is my best friend, Kristin. You're stuck with that bitch Amber. HAHAHA! I BET YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD A BEST FRIEND LIKE APHRODITE NOW!
by Gretchen May 27, 2004
the hottest god of all,kia.
"Have you seen kia, she's a mega Aphrodite?"
by og donnellan March 27, 2008
Aphrodite is the goddess the hottest. Apollo might think he's hotter. But no. Aphrodite is basically the goddess of SEX, now. Love and sexiness, nowadays they want to have SEX.
Guy 1: Hey Hottie.

Aphrodite in disguise: I see.

Guy 1: You want it don't you?
Aphrodite: I've seen guys like you before.
Guy 2: lets do it.

by ThepjoFANGURL January 27, 2015
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