1. A continent below Europe and connected to Asia through the Middle East.
2. Place people go to, to feel better about themselves by doing community service.
3. Who Cares?
4. Pitty-inspiring land of little value beyond interesting fauna and diseases for biologists & terrorists.
5. Place where all the "Help the Children" pictures come from.
6. Place to make a fortune by stealing charity money and making your own little empire from cheap labor and Soviet-era weapons.