alex: no man, your good
grandma's roomate: o, if i had known you were bringing friends, i would have trimmed my antlers
dante: thats terrible
alex:i ya, i kno, he got addicted to hookers
dante: no man, im talkin about the other guy, the guy threw a BONG! u should never throw a bong, kid, ever.
alex: ya, well, anyway, i was wonderin if maby i could crash here for a while
dante: i dono man, i got a buisness to run, this place is my office as well as my home, plus, the lion comes in a couple days
alex: ur getting a lion?
dante: ya, to protect my shit
alex: havent u heard of a dog?
dante: dood, u can get past a dong, NObody fucks with a lion
alex: ya thats true
dante: so wut kind of weed u want? i got the incredible hulk, i got the green monster, i got the bling, the bling bling!
alex: hey, we go thru this every time i come here, i dont care wut its called, i just want a bag of fukkin weed
dante: whoa, chill bro, u kno u cant raise ur voice like that wen the lions here
alex: dood, i want the deer shit, the frankenstein shit,the hulk, the green monster, the bling and the bling bling all in one joint!
dante: no one's ever been brave enough to try that
alex: one man is. roll it
dante: ill smoke it with ya bro, well go to the looney bin togetha, i dont giv a fuck
s few min later
dante: im video taping this shit for scientific research. this shit will b on the discovery channel!!