| 1. | Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) | ||
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A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation. *smoking weed alone in basement:
hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe *universe begins to impode upon itself *sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum *all is as it was... except now incredibly high |
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