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An asshole who likes to use and abuse women. He tells them he wants to have sex and then breaks up with them when they wont put out. Overall a very big douche
Anthony.
by bitchy666777\ May 06, 2012
 
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an immature man that has an, overall, great high school experience, there he; is popular, is athletic, dates a rather popular girl, and leads on to be smarter than he is. He is naive, emotionally handicapped, and secretly insecure. He doesn't know what he wants and, with close observation, resembles a lost and helpless puppy. These unattractive qualities remain unseen by most because he strives to become socially accepted to mask his inabilities. he becomes socially accepted and, when inside that circle, he covers the Sun with his thumb. At the end of the day, high school has come to an end and now every thing seems harder. He is left with what seems to be a subtle, everlasting, sense of loneliness and a nasty smelling penis.
GOSSIP GIRL: Hey, Maria, I heard Anthony might have a penis infection! And everyone in his old high school seems to think he's caught some sexually transmitted disease from you, because of your... reputation.

MARIA: Oh, don't worry about it! Im sure he's fine. He probably just hasn't washed. He's to strong to catch any of the diseases i carry. Ha ha, he's a ROCK!!
by soapandrubb3rducky June 16, 2011
 
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A faggot who thinks he can skateboard but is just a poser. He tries to get all the ladies but no one like him
"Hey Anthony can do a pop shove it"
"No he can't, he only gets a inch off the ground"
by ForMyMom March 26, 2014
 
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Has a very small penis. Likes to cum on everybody that has manginas and then like it out later. Has only one hairy nipple. Never bang an Anthony because you will get HIV and a vagina rash lasting until you bang another person. Only bang animals like sloths who are natural sex addicts. Anthonys always look themselves in the mirror and think damn im one ugly mother fucker. Never succesfull and has no friends.
by Eenie meenie mynee mo December 21, 2013
 
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this asian chineese vietnameese bitch that doesnt know when to shut the fuck up who is a big homosexual and looks like a dam sex toy when he gets surprised like for real watch his face when he reads this he is fucked up
anthony=omg
o=observe
m=my
g=gayness
also adding this is annoying
ANTHONY:2+2=3 WAIT NO IT EQUALS 62 WAIT NO IT EQUALS 12
ME: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS 4 YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!
by william locke November 22, 2011
 
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A guy who looks and acts like a dinosaur, rawr.
Often laughs at himself and makes stupid jokes.
Easy to be friends with but very awkward, also usually rude and full of himself. Anthonys should be talked to when in need but not too often. They're too amazing to be taken in one dose.
Dude, that Anthony is so chill I can never be around him for too long.
by monicalalalalala September 01, 2011
 
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a fake ass white dude who tries super hard to get laid. He's a wanna-be nigga, and tries to be all cool on his shit. He will most likely pretend he is a "stone cold killa" or in that case a rapper. But in the end he's just a fuck boy. A fat dumbass. A douche-bag. An ass-hole. A hater. A womanizer. An Anthony.
for example an Anthony will say things like;
"I'm a fun and loving person to be around." (when really he just described a dog...?)
He'll also say stuff like;
"I loveee meeting new people." (when he says this he means he loves fucking sluts.)
by annamr101 September 07, 2011