Anthony is "The Good Guy." He's friendly with everyone unless you do something negative to provoke him... Then WATCH OUT because his anger is fierce. He can and will kick your ass. He runs circles around you in steal-toe boots since he's an awesome runner. He's not shy, loves to be social, and has a booming voice so everyone knows when he's speaking. If you're in a jam - he'll try and help you out. He's very affectionate, very loyal, is an excellent best friend and even better lover! He is VERY persistent, but in a good way. Bottom line: he's the guy you want at your party, he's the guy you want to be your best friend, he's the guy you want to be your bf/husband. "Bad Boys" are over-rated and a waste of time. Get someone good, get yourself an ANTHONY!
"Sexy hunk of Anthony"
"Anthony's sweet as icing sugar!"
"Anthony: the go-to car guy"
"Shut up and listen - ANTHONY's speaking"
"You've been mind-freaked, by Anthony"
by coolrandomness April 11, 2010
A guy who doesn't understand women. Often complains but refuses to listen to advise. Typical friend-zone problems
Anthony is shit with girls friend zone
by Nipple-tits May 12, 2013
A guy who looks and acts like a dinosaur, rawr.
Often laughs at himself and makes stupid jokes.
Easy to be friends with but very awkward, also usually rude and full of himself. Anthonys should be talked to when in need but not too often. They're too amazing to be taken in one dose.
Dude, that Anthony is so chill I can never be around him for too long.
by monicalalalalala September 01, 2011
an emo haircut
Wow, that Anthony haircut is so fabulous!!!
by IAmSalami January 22, 2015
A guy who has no idea what his Christmas present is but all his friends already know. muhahahaha
"don't tell anthony until after Christmas"
by yourmomknowstoo December 17, 2012
an immature man that has an, overall, great high school experience, there he; is popular, is athletic, dates a rather popular girl, and leads on to be smarter than he is. He is naive, emotionally handicapped, and secretly insecure. He doesn't know what he wants and, with close observation, resembles a lost and helpless puppy. These unattractive qualities remain unseen by most because he strives to become socially accepted to mask his inabilities. he becomes socially accepted and, when inside that circle, he covers the Sun with his thumb. At the end of the day, high school has come to an end and now every thing seems harder. He is left with what seems to be a subtle, everlasting, sense of loneliness and a nasty smelling penis.
GOSSIP GIRL: Hey, Maria, I heard Anthony might have a penis infection! And everyone in his old high school seems to think he's caught some sexually transmitted disease from you, because of your... reputation.

MARIA: Oh, don't worry about it! Im sure he's fine. He probably just hasn't washed. He's to strong to catch any of the diseases i carry. Ha ha, he's a ROCK!!
by soapandrubb3rducky June 16, 2011
An angsty teen
"I just want to listen to From First to Last"
"You're being such an Anthony dude"
by bowtiesandcats February 07, 2015
Fat Mong that eats everything with bread and can be known to be a pedophile in the liverpool area
Anthony you fucking fat mong why are you sucking a dick with bread around it

Anthony why do you like giving the Arabian Sand Storm with bread
by lekbubba October 25, 2013

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