Anthony is "The Good Guy." He's friendly with everyone unless you do something negative to provoke him... Then WATCH OUT because his anger is fierce. He can and will kick your ass. He runs circles around you in steal-toe boots since he's an awesome runner. He's not shy, loves to be social, and has a booming voice so everyone knows when he's speaking. If you're in a jam - he'll try and help you out. He's very affectionate, very loyal, is an excellent best friend and even better lover! He is VERY persistent, but in a good way. Bottom line: he's the guy you want at your party, he's the guy you want to be your best friend, he's the guy you want to be your bf/husband. "Bad Boys" are over-rated and a waste of time. Get someone good, get yourself an ANTHONY!
"Sexy hunk of Anthony"
"Anthony's sweet as icing sugar!"
"Anthony: the go-to car guy"
"Shut up and listen - ANTHONY's speaking"
"You've been mind-freaked, by Anthony"
by coolrandomness April 11, 2010
an immature man that has an, overall, great high school experience, there he; is popular, is athletic, dates a rather popular girl, and leads on to be smarter than he is. He is naive, emotionally handicapped, and secretly insecure. He doesn't know what he wants and, with close observation, resembles a lost and helpless puppy. These unattractive qualities remain unseen by most because he strives to become socially accepted to mask his inabilities. he becomes socially accepted and, when inside that circle, he covers the Sun with his thumb. At the end of the day, high school has come to an end and now every thing seems harder. He is left with what seems to be a subtle, everlasting, sense of loneliness and a nasty smelling penis.
GOSSIP GIRL: Hey, Maria, I heard Anthony might have a penis infection! And everyone in his old high school seems to think he's caught some sexually transmitted disease from you, because of your... reputation.

MARIA: Oh, don't worry about it! Im sure he's fine. He probably just hasn't washed. He's to strong to catch any of the diseases i carry. Ha ha, he's a ROCK!!
by soapandrubb3rducky June 16, 2011
A Jew that thinks he will get "V", but in reality, only gets "Uglies".
I get all the bitches, unlike that "Anthony" over there.
by Foi See Forever June 07, 2014
A faggot who thinks he can skateboard but is just a poser. He tries to get all the ladies but no one like him
"Hey Anthony can do a pop shove it"
"No he can't, he only gets a inch off the ground"
by ForMyMom March 26, 2014
A guy who works 12 jobs and sucks on celebrities penises, particularly those by the name of Henry.
Did you see Anthony sucking that old celebrity? My god can he deepthroat!
by bahahahehe June 04, 2013
A guy who is loved by many. He comes off as being an athletic all around good guy. When you really get to know an Anthony though, you realize that beneath the good guy exterior, he is actually selfish asshole. Never date an Anthony, for he will break your heart and not think twice about it. It is much better to keep Anthony as a distant friend, for when you become close with one it will only cause trouble.
"Remember when you dated Anthony?"

"Yeah, worst time of my life"
by candykisses01 August 18, 2012
An asshole who likes to use and abuse women. He tells them he wants to have sex and then breaks up with them when they wont put out. Overall a very big douche
Anthony.
by bitchy666777\ May 06, 2012
a total fucking tool, someone you wanna take by their head and bang it off the fucking wall he is so stupid he was out smarted by a 5th grader he is so fucking stupid it physically hurts the other person when they talk to him
i was just talking to a anthony
by cptclutch March 27, 2015

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