Top Definition
A 40 year old balding man who lives in his parents' basement and spends his days playing WoW and his night mowing down 2Ls of Mountain Dew and bags of Doritos while masturbating to the moans of his Mom's love making.
Wow, I just pwned Ryan Downs like I did with Ant Cap the other night.
by Ashley Myers August 28, 2008

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