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The collective underground and singular hive-mind being that keeps the internet turning. A selfless agent of all that is and is not.
Anonymous is the source of internets terror. As one person puts it, He is the entity that comes to save the day when Bad Things® happen to internets, ANONYMOUS IS A MORAL BEING. He never forgives and will always strike a deadly blow onto the unaware masses. BE AWARE: there are a thousand impostors, posing to be the real Anonymous. Don't be deceived... the real Anonymous is behind the corner watching you! THE CODE OF ANONYMOUS
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive. We are void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy. All those who break this pact will be eliminated without hesitation. Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be eliminated without hesitation. Failure is not tolerated. Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not an Anonymous. Our enemies are to be eliminated swiftly and without incident. Anonymous must work as one. No Anonymous knows everything. Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Manipulation of the weak and innocent is an Anonymous specialty. Once a victim is no longer commodious, they are to be eliminated. REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. No man-made or natural occurance can harm the Anonymous. Under no circumstances are Anonymous human. We are above humans and mortality. Anonymous are not to partake in meaningless tasks. Those who do are to be either reformed or eliminated. You are legion, for we are many. Anonymous is everywhere at all times. Yet, singular Anonymous are not permitted to know everything. All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to. Those who are not Anonymous are to be eliminated. Anonymous has no weakness or flaw. Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the Anonymous. Anonymous is one. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Anonymous is in control at all times. Anonymous has no identity. Those who are not Anonymous yet know our presence must be eliminated. Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints. Anonymous are all equal. No one is more or less important then Anonymous. Anonymous must obey the Code. Those who do not are to be reformed or eliminated. Anonymous worships nothing. Anonymous cares for nothing but Anonymous. Humanity is the virus; Anonymous is the cure. We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive. |
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Formerly known as the "final boss of the Internet", Anon has become simply a bunch of weeaboo faggots who wish to be a part of something. Current Anonymous: ZOMG I WANNA DESTOYE THE CHURCH OF $CIENTOLIGY LOLWTFBBQ
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Anonymous talks to hear itself talk. Only anonymous finds anonymous funny.
Anonymous mocks blacks, as its own tiny penis makes it feel inadequate. Anonymous gay bashes, for inside it craves the butt-loving. Anonymous hates furries, because calling attention to them draws attention away from its own twisted perversions. Anonymous is a pedophile. Anonymous has Oedipal desires, but can only dream and fap to them. Anonymous actually faps to everything it mocks. Anonymous primarily consists of 14 year old boys, or at least all anonymous is at heart. If you confront an Anonymous with its true name, it will explode. Anonymous knows no fear... because it's easy to be brave when your target can't fight back. Like beating up a kid in a wheelchair. Anonymous will downvote this definition so it can feel better about itself, because that will somehow give it "lulz", which it exists entirely upon. If an anonymous posts on 4chan and no one's around to read it, will it make a lol? Yes. Because anonymous will read its own joke to itself over and over as it faps to furry porn, amused by its own "intellect".
Anonymous gets laid more than any other person. Too bad it's only from cybering 36 year old men pretending to be 7 year old girls as they sit in their mother's basement, surrounded by Star Wars glasses. |
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United as one, divided by zero. We are Anonymous, We are legion, We do not forgive. We used to be actually cool, and worth the laugh and the reminder not to take things too seriously. But in our haste to remind others of their canny ability to ignore reality, we've expended all this energy, more energy than they do avoiding reality. So now we're kindof a sad mess of dumbasses still clinging to an outdated manifesto that may as well be the instructions on someone's VCR manual. We're sad. Sad sad people. We eat Doritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We write minimal annoying scripts that do fuckall except annoy people for 12 seconds. We're quick to brag about our endeavors because what press we've recieved has given us a false sense of validity. But don't fool yourselves. We're a bunch of sad, undersexed, testosterone-filled highschool dropouts who work fast food, live off our parents and smoke too much weed. Move along now. We've hit the snooze button on our 15 minutes of fame. Our voices are silent. Anonymous: "MAN THE HARPOONS! LULULULUL"
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a bunch of fags who think that posting things on message boards actually does something. They claim to be "one" , yet they are unorganized aside from a few friends still living with their parents organizing a spam brigade thats right, im challenging you anonymous, bite me
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Bunch of mc donalds employees who have seen v for vendetta one too many times. Some of them do it for the lulz which is acceptable, but some of them actually think they're some sort of revolutionary movement - lame. Anonymous is made up of white arts degree students, who are never going to face any real challenge or hardship in their tame lives, so they compensate by trying to be part of anonymous.
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Self proclaimed "Hackers on Steroids". Bunch of 14 year olds who probably never have been socially accepted at school. Usually making agressive comments towards African-Americans. Not exactly a powerful force due to the fact if a situation occurs in which their community (4chan) shuts down , they will whine like sissy bitches. Secondly , no one IRL knows about them , let alone cares lol. But hey , it's for the lulz right? John: Dude , Anonymous is getting stronger.
Sam: You mean that group of faggots protesting outside of the Scientology thing? John: Yea! Theyre gonna rule the world one day! Sam: Oh please , not even Apple is scared of them. |
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Anonymous is the ultimate internet tough guy. An OL psycho bully, butthurt about being everybody's bitch and being pwnd IRL all the time, set himself to win the only way he kind of knew how, which is also ironical since it was his's smart odds that usually got him raep to begin with. Being the IRL pussy that he is, decided to hide his actions' persona behind true anonymity; in an undifferentiated gang of other sorry ass losers. Those actions more often that not, resulted in major lols, as expected of such fail IRL lolcows. Finally getting tired of being the laughing stock of the universe in all imaginable possible ways, they decided to better justified it and say that it was on purpose and hence forged a new inducive adage, that they 'did it for the lulz more...
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