Do not anger an Anns, she will rip your head off. If you infuriate an Anns, she will strike back when least expected, in an unpredictable manner. It will make you wish you were never born. Beware of asking for her brutal honesty. Only men with a good sense of security and self-knowledge can endure an Anns' honesty.
She is the best girlfriend, the best friend, and the worst enemy. You would be a lucky man to have her. You are a blithering idiot if you don't marry her. Men chase her from all walks of life for her beauty, her charm, and her undeniably wonderful personality. When an Anns loves, she will never think twice about dying for that person she loves. She will absorb all the evil in the world to keep you safe from harm. You will think she is an evil, conniving bitch, but I assure you, you do not have the slightest clue as to what you say or think I guarantee you are 110% mistaken.
There is no one like her. You can have make-shift Anns, but she will never come close to an Anns, henceforth can never be better.
Me: Because once you have an Anns, you marry her. Period.
Why can't I be more like her, she's so awesome!
Someone just said "fuck my life!"
oh god! an ann is nearing!
Let's go on a six-mile jog!
I'm feeling kind of Ann today. Let's just sprawl out on the floor instead.
Person 2: Yeah shes a real Ann! What a lucky man.
Long dark hair, gorgeous eyes, a killer body, a beautiful laugh and the sexiest voice that ever carried the first syllable.
Men should kiss the ground that her shadow touches.
Bastard #2: "What the hell happened?"
Bastard #1: "I caught the reflection of an Ann in my rearview mirror when I was driving down the road. I snapped the wheel hard right to get bck to her and drove into the city fountain!"