Talentless Bitch
The only grand slam she'll ever get is the one at Denny's. That doesnt keep a nation of millions watch her tight little ass in a skirt running up and down the court with titties bouncing like a couple tennis balls
by WhitePony February 28, 2003
Top Definition
Possibly the worlds most attractive female

Famous for playing tennis (or atleast attempting to), more famous for turning men like myself into drooling idiots
I'd give her a Grand Slam!

I'd love to smash my balls into her net!
by Tasteless male March 09, 2004
NOUN (A-nah Corn-A-Ko-Va) Hot Russian tennis player who can't play tennis but is so freakin hot that nobody seems to notice.
Anna Kournikova can't play tennis for shit but I would love to bend her over the net and give her 'Forty-Love!
by DickTurd July 22, 2002
In Texas Hold 'em, an Ace and a King in the pocket (AK). Has an uncanny tendency to lose, whether to a lower pair, three of a kind, or a straight.
Anna Kournikova...looks good but it never wins.
by Arock November 26, 2005
For several years, the most famous Russian sportsperson for her exploits (or lack thereof) on the tennis courts. In fact, she earned far more money through advertising deals due to being extraordinarily sexy indeed and looking good advertising sports bras and having FHM shoots than anything she did on court. Mainly as she, famously, never won a single tournament but regularly packed the courts at Wimbledon when playing, before retiring at the age of 23.

The success of Maria Sharapova, fit and a good player with a Wimbledon victory aged 19 in 2004 ended comparisons very quickly indeed.
"Come on Anna!" - The average Wimbledon spectator, either showing his support of projecting his sexual fantasy. Probably both.
by OD Smith June 23, 2005
Hot tennis player that every guy in his right mind would want to fuck
I was watching that tennis player Anna, and i swear i could hear her making noises as if she was having an orgasm
by for you to decide June 27, 2003
A horrible tennis player, but let's be honest, nobody watches her for tennis.
Anna Kournikova is HOT
by Adrian April 17, 2006
hot and sexy tennis player from russia.
i dont mind getting a two-ten from anna!
by bubba125 September 30, 2003
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