A Flossy Boss. Owns the ground you walk on. Her milshake really does bring all of the boys to the yard. A classy bitch, runs shit like a boss. Tall dark and bootylicious. A real catch, but is already basically married to a smurf. She doesn't take shit, so don't fuck with her or she will have you taken care of.
Person 1: Wow what is that bombshell doing with that smurf?

Person 2: Yeah shes a real Ann! What a lucky man.
by May 12, 2009
The most unbelievably sexy woman that has ever lived.

Long dark hair, gorgeous eyes, a killer body, a beautiful laugh and the sexiest voice that ever carried the first syllable.

Men should kiss the ground that her shadow touches.
Bastard #1: "Fuck man, I wrecked my truck!"

Bastard #2: "What the hell happened?"

Bastard #1: "I caught the reflection of an Ann in my rearview mirror when I was driving down the road. I snapped the wheel hard right to get bck to her and drove into the city fountain!"
by stuart71857 February 11, 2010
A beautiful girl who is typically self-conscious. She is pretty smart, but doesn't apply herself in school. Trys hard in everything she does. Even when things get difficult, Ann will remain optimistic. She is a romantic and falls hard. When she falls in love, it is swift and hard. She is the motherly, nurturing type...but can be extremely firm. Ann always follows the rules, and hardly ever gets in trouble. The only time she will get in trouble is because of her mouth. She can not think before she speaks. She is artistic and usually musically gifted. She is the girl you want to marry.
Hear that sound, its Ann playing the piano.

Whenever I am in a bad mood, Ann will cheer me up.
by PainfullyBeautiful November 23, 2011
1. A fairly lame and common middle name among woman of most generations. Less classy than Anne with an 'e' but more grown up than Annie with an "ie".

2. Added onto another sparsely syllabic feminine name, it becomes trailer-trashy.
1. Claire Ann Smith, Sarah Ann Colters etc.

2. Lu-Ann, Tina-Ann
by Mysterious Benefactor January 07, 2010
Beautiful. Intriguing. Unbelievably intelligent. Street smart. Sexy beyond imagination. The kind your mom prays you'd marry. A woman exuding with elegance and sophistication, fit for royalty. she is amazing, awesome, fun-loving, free spirited and confident.She can be friends with the US president and a bum .Sweet, very sweet.Patient. Friendly. Charming like Princess Di. Yet she is fierce.

Do not anger an Anns, she will rip your head off. If you infuriate an Anns, she will strike back when least expected, in an unpredictable manner. It will make you wish you were never born. Beware of asking for her brutal honesty. Only men with a good sense of security and self-knowledge can endure an Anns' honesty.

She is the best girlfriend, the best friend, and the worst enemy. You would be a lucky man to have her. You are a blithering idiot if you don't marry her. Men chase her from all walks of life for her beauty, her charm, and her undeniably wonderful personality. When an Anns loves, she will never think twice about dying for that person she loves. She will absorb all the evil in the world to keep you safe from harm. You will think she is an evil, conniving bitch, but I assure you, you do not have the slightest clue as to what you say or think I guarantee you are 110% mistaken.

There is no one like her. You can have make-shift Anns, but she will never come close to an Anns, henceforth can never be better.
Bro: You've only been together for 2 months, bro! Why'd you ask her to marry you?

Me: Because once you have an Anns, you marry her. Period.
by ARBT3 February 06, 2010
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