Whenever I am in a bad mood, Ann will cheer me up.
Why can't I be more like her, she's so awesome!
Someone just said "fuck my life!"
oh god! an ann is nearing!
Let's go on a six-mile jog!
I'm feeling kind of Ann today. Let's just sprawl out on the floor instead.
Person 2: Yeah shes a real Ann! What a lucky man.
Long dark hair, gorgeous eyes, a killer body, a beautiful laugh and the sexiest voice that ever carried the first syllable.
Men should kiss the ground that her shadow touches.
Bastard #2: "What the hell happened?"
Bastard #1: "I caught the reflection of an Ann in my rearview mirror when I was driving down the road. I snapped the wheel hard right to get bck to her and drove into the city fountain!"