A bitch who enjoys 2 girls 1 cup and gets off to 4 girls fingerpaint. She bashes Liberals and non-Christians for no apparent reason apart from inflating her own ego. A little-known fact is that she's a succubus, albeit an ugly one with a huge Adam's Apple because she used to be an incubus. She wrote a shitty book that no one read, because her supporters are too stupid to read. Her book is known in Germany as Mein Kampf.
That Ann Coulter should be hanged, drawn, and quartered. Each of the four quarters should be quartered as well and fed to piranhas. Whatever's left should serve four consecutive life sentences.
by Liberal Pride August 16, 2008
Satan Reincarnate. A waste of life and a worthless bag of bones full of shit up to its eyeballs.

See: Hitler's
"It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted."
- Ann Coulter

...yeah...she said that....
by jonstewartforpresident October 21, 2006
Only non-lethal in small doses, Ann Coulter is the revolutionary new laxitive* from CuntCo. When you seriously need to blow it out your ass, call CuntCo.

*Warning, side effects may include, explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting, severe uncontrollable laughter/urination, oily flatulence, Cerebral hemmorhage, and heart failure.
Gee honey, I haven't shit for a week, I'm starting to get worried, Do we have any Ann Coulter in the cupboard?

Here Jack, but remember just a little bit. Your brother Bill took twice the dosage and exploded in his clothes. That Ann Coulter is some high powered bullshit.
by CannabisLecter April 13, 2007
A vile, pernicious, toxic, disgusting, venomous, rat-brained uber-bitch who gives the epithet "cunt" a bad name.

a.k.a. #1 - The pure hell that can be inflicted on society when a planned trans-gender assignment is botched through medical incompetence (check that Adam's Apple - it's as big as a friggin' b-ball).

a.k.a. #2 - The pea-brained illicit love child of Adolf Hitler and Ayn Rand. 'Slander' = 'Mein Kampf' v. 2006.

a.k.a. #3 - The brown residue that occasionally adheres stubbornly to your toilet bowl refusing to wash down the drain even after repeated flushings.
"Honestly Honey, can you just once go to the throne without leaving those disgusting Ann Coulters behind you?"
by Cleetus Awreetus Awrightus November 04, 2006
A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.
Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.

George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch.
by an American veteran July 22, 2006
1. Ann Coulter is a ridiculously right-wing person, probably the most vile, vitriolic woman to ever have been allowed any amount of air-time on national television (except perhaps Roseanne), and most likely the anti-Christ. A number of books have been crapped out by this "woman" (I tend to think of her as a horse with makeup), none of which bear any resemblance to reality.
2. A generic term for a horrible, horrible person.
1. Try not to stare, dear, that woman can't help it - she's Ann Coulter.

2. So, you're racist, sexist, stupid, and Republican? Gosh, what an Ann Coulter.
by Wambooli June 02, 2005
The combined mucosal/fecal secretion that usually accompanies a bad case of hemorrhoids. The presence of Ann Coulter is usually preceded by insatiable itching and anal sphincter tissue inflamation. The presence of Ann Coulter should not be confused with the presence of Santorum although both terms could be easily interchangeable in casual conversation.
"Oh shit (literally), my hemorrhoids are so bad right now that I'm feeling that unclean feeling of Ann Coulter. Got any baby wipes on ya?"
by ovalbeach September 04, 2008

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