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The league in which every animal takes part in and often results in death from trying to dodge cars.

Each year they have a memorial day February 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.

The acronym is ALPD.
Geoff: I ran over a squirrel today.

Barry: Well, he must of been taking part in the Animal League of People Dodging.
by someone thought of you October 29, 2010