When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an angry pirate.
by Flavva Flav February 12, 2005
blowing your load on a girls eye, making her stand to her feet grabbing the eye then afterwards kicking her in the shin causing her to stand on one leg making her look like one angry pirate
by cypherserg November 1, 2007
by billkill96 November 14, 2009
When your girls givin you head and you pull it out of her mouth and jizz in her eye then kick her in the knee.
by jeff from fpc February 25, 2006
When you blow your load in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin so she screams and hops around on one leg.
by Lunchmen February 24, 2009
The true act of an Angry Pirate is very rare. It requires a female with at least one glass removable eye. While making love with this special one eyed woman, you request her to remove her glass eye so that you can penetrate the oriface. When she agrees, you proceed to bust it in her eyehole. She will no doubt cover her eye hole by instinct. When she does this, kick her in the shin. She will then be hobbling toward the bathroom (to clean her eye hole) with one hand over her eye in a pirate like limp. Don't be surprised if she uses some pirate language such as ARRRRRGGGG. She will no doubt be angry and will look like a pirate. Congratulations! You have made her an ANGRY PIRATE!!!!!
My friend the eye doctor is so lucky, he always meets woman with a glass eye...perfect candidates for an Angry pirate.
by CC, JD February 2, 2005
An Angry Pirate is when you whip out your dick and splooge into a girls eye and then kick her in one knee. She will then come after you on one leg with one eye out like a Pirate.
See also Angry Penguin
See also Angry Penguin
by Binary Nation September 13, 2004