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When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you pull out prior to ejaculation, skeet on top of her head on her hair. She looks like a cupcake and is now angry because she has to wash her hair.
Jake: Hey Chris!
Chris: What's up? Why is Patricia so mad at you?
Jake: I gave her an Angry Cupcake.
by C Harvey November 07, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A delicious combination of naughty and nice. Not to be confused with the imitation "malicious muffin", an angry cupcake always has sprinkles and a cherry on top. Often called a pretty delight with a naughty mean streak.
Dan: Cindy seems like a real tart.
Jeff: Nah she's just one angry cupcake.
Dan: NICE!
by angry_cupcake March 19, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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