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When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.
J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
by hobsonator September 13, 2007
 
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When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.
That crazy chick tried to do an Angry Beaver on me after I dumped her on Christmas!
by I'm gonna get you! January 02, 2011
 
9.
when girl gives you a toothy blow job. -very uncomfortable-
yo paul i heard steve got an angry beaver from paige last night
by reaper23 April 12, 2011
 
10.
While fucking a girl in a lumber mill, your pounding her so hard that she has to bite down on a piece of wood.
Amy got splinters on her tongue by doing the angry beaver
by WackaWackaWacka! October 31, 2010
 
12.
An ANGRY BEAVER is somebody who suffers from a syndrome that is caused whilst playing in goal in the heads and volleys version of football/soccer for a prolonged period of time. The symptons of this vicious syndrome are varied, they can be anything fom the affected person not talking much, being in denial that there not an ANGRY BEAVER, or simply becoming very easy to anger/annoyed. The only known cure to ANGRY BEAVER syndrome is to try and stay out of goal as much as possible, there is also no known vaccination for it
fucking hell! did you see pee wee earlier in goal? He was a right ANGRY BEAVER werent he!!!
by shayler1991 May 23, 2007