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The angry irishman is a retaliation for the women who wrap their legs around you during ejaculation, after the two of you agreed upon the pullout method of contraception. This also works after a broken or needle punctured condom. The male, having by no choice of his own, ejaculated into the woman, proceeds to clock her in the face with a potato sack. He then grabs the nearest hard alcohol bottle (preferrably Irish whiskey), jams it in her twat and empties it to kill the sperm.
The other night Jenna tried wrapping me to get her pregnant so I foiled her plan with the old Angry Irishman!
by Atomik Menace December 30, 2010
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a maneuver where after blowing his load in a chick's mouth, the man smashes his 40 over her head
Dude I totally gave Arlene an angry irishman
by Garrin January 24, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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