As a man is about to cum while doing a girl doggie style, the man pulls out and spits on her back, fooling her that he has jizzed on her back. When she turns around, the man gets her in the eye. When doing this, she will grunt in disapproval or anger, Then he kicks her in the shin. The girl will then limp around like a pirate with on eye closed
"Did you hear what Scotty did last night? He gave Brianna an Angry Houdini-Pirate!"