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When you shave your pubes and keep them to throw in a midget's face after you blow a big load in it while you scream ICHIWOWA. Man that midget was pissed when I gave her an angry ewok.
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When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok. (Helps especially if she's a midget.) Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd. Yeah, apparently your mom isn't. Wait wha?... |
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