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1.
When you cum in your own eye.
I was enjoying some 'me time' the other night and I did an Angry Campbell :(
by McCunty August 06, 2008
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2.
When one is masterbating or getting a handjob and ejaculates onto their own face either intentionally or unintentionally. Sometimes getting cum into their own eyes.
my girl went down on me last night, and when i busted all over her face, it ricocheted and gave myself an angry campbell.
by angrygrapegoblin August 12, 2009
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