Actress with a thick lip and big boobs. A woman who think she is one real Lara croft.
you saw her new movie? damn.., that nipples are hot.
by Charles August 02, 2003

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the actress that many hetereosexual women have said they would have sex with. she has won admiration for her portrayal of strong independent women with an obsessive sexuality that many women can relate to.

possibly the most influential movie idol for the post-madonna generation of young women.
im not a lesbian but i'd probably do angelina jolie.
by imnotangelina March 29, 2004

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I LOVE HER!! total obbsesion, fucking best lookin girl eva, shes soo gorgeous!!!
OMG i just looked at angelina, ORGASM!!! :)
by liz March 07, 2005

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Angelina Jolie is the hottest woman alive and i would do her in a heartbeat. she is the only female that can turn me on
I would screw Angelina Jolie
by a_r_i_a_n_a June 16, 2005

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A bad girl gone good. She cares about people. She is someone we should all try to emulate.
I'm glad she's so kind
by KroSS October 04, 2004

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the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.
Angelina Jolie is so hot.
by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009

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A woman you will never have sex with
Joe: "Oh shit dude, Angelina Jolie is so fucking hot! I'd tap that in a second."
John: "But you never, ever, ever will, Joe. Ever. In fact, by the time you're old enough to even remotely have a shot, she'll no longer be hot. The very fabric of spacetime is stopping you from tapping that ass."
by Bigkahkistan October 13, 2008

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Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.
Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.
by Samantha Fox October 21, 2007

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